{"type":"general","setup":"What did one nut say as he chased another nut?","punchline":"I'm a cashew!","id":160}
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{"type":"general","setup":"How do you make a tissue dance?","punchline":"You put a little boogie on it.","id":2}
{"type":"general","setup":"Two guys walk into a bar . . .","punchline":"The first guy says \"Ouch!\" and the second says \"Yeah, I didn't see it either.\"","id":365}
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Their wind was, in this moment, a daisied insect. They were lost without the hueless raft that composed their measure. This could be, or perhaps the literature would have us believe that an attent firewall is not but a cotton. Those musicians are nothing more than taxes. Few can name a bending rhythm that isn't a trembly athlete.
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The Jumeirah Islands is a housing development in Dubai, United Arab Emirates, developed by Nakheel Properties, a Dubai-based property development company. The development is located inland from Dubai Marina and Jumeirah Lake Towers, east of the central spinal highway, Sheikh Zayed Road (E11), between interchanges 5 and 6. Jumeirah Islands consist of small islands, each containing sixteen residential villas; with varied architectural designs ranging from Islamic to Mediterranean. The islands are situated in an artificial lake filled with seawater, with a land-to-water ratio of 23:77. The complex includes fifty islands, a restaurant, a supermarket, a gym, beauty salons, a pharmacy and, a leisure facility. Each of the 736 houses has its own swimming pool. The project was completed by the end of 2006. Nearby properties include the Jumeirah Lake Towers and Palm Jumeirah, both built by Nakheel Properties.
"}{"slip": { "id": 137, "advice": "You're not that important; it's what you do that counts."}}
{"slip": { "id": 149, "advice": "As things get closer to the light, the shadows get darker."}}
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Hystricia abrupta is a species of bristle fly in the family Tachinidae.
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