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Olivier Robinson Nkamhoua is a Finnish professional basketball player for Niners Chemnitz of the Basketball Bundesliga. He played college basketball for the Tennessee Volunteers and Michigan Wolverines. Nkamhoua is also part of the Finland national team. He began playing basketball with Helsingin NMKY.
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Galidacris is a genus of grasshoppers belonging to the family Acrididae. They are found in South America within Colombia and Ecuador.
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